Okay so first let’s look at some previous star trek posters:
What are the main features of these?
- giant floating heads of the main characters
- sparkles/lens flare
Clearly this is a winning formula, given how many decades they’ve been doing it like this. So what about that new poster?
This has NONE of those things! Also, as someone else wisely pointed out, it looks pretty much like every other action movie poster lately.
But can we improve it?
YES WE CAN.
This experience is to what Christians would likely feel standing on Calvary Hill.
Ok, that’s arguable. But still.
AND SISKO’S BASEBALL WAS ON THE DESK.
You cannot, however, dock at Bajor. My heart broke.
…until February or March time, when the next Featured Episode series is released :)
Antony Vulcan Thompson, Lieutenant, food science division, U.S.S. Cumberland
(Currently confined to quarters for repeated pilfering of cheese from the galley)